This Blog is

Thursday, 17 January 2013

TILT: Kendrick Lamar- good kid, m.A.A.d city (1/16/13)

Artist: Kendrick Lamar
Album: good kid, m.A.A.d city
Label: Aftermath/Interscope (2012)
Key Jams: "Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe", "Sing For Me/Dying of Thirst"

The Skinny: On GKMC, Kendrick Lamar tells the story of LA's most infamous suburb through the eyes of a sometimes shady but ultimately well meaning young man, highlighting the dizzying heights of street life as a means of underpinning his reflections on it's sobering realities. The smooth, soulful beats and Lamar's penchant for creative flows reminds me a lot of Aquemeni era Outkast, but with a distinctly modern edge to it. 

Pros: Creative lyricism, surprisingly experimental for a major label rap record, those fucking beats, maaaan!
Cons: Songs have a tendency to get too long/weird.

Verdict: Would recommend to anyone slightly interested in rap music.

This is easily the best new rap record I've heard in a long time. That may be because the only new rap music I've heard is either of the Two Chainz "radio thug" variety, or that incomprehensible gibberish hardcore kids pretend to like (*coughwakaflockaflamecough*), but I digress. Lamar's versatility on GKMC is outstanding -- "Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe", "Backseat Freestyle" and "The Art of Peer Pressure" couldn't be much different from each other stylistically, yet somehow the three don't sound out of place on the same album, let alone back to back to back. I also love the beats, but that might be 'cause Aquemeni is mah favrite cd that I play in mah crib. The only flaw I can find is that sometimes the songs run on for too long, or go off on these weird tangents that don't necessarily add anything to them. However, that's to be expected from a young artist finding his groove, and more often then not, when Lamar steps outside his comfort zone the results are promising. As long as he can stay grounded and continues to work on his trade, Kendrick Lamar will be a name to watch in hip-hop.

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

What I learned (or failed to learn) at Sandy Hook P.S.


I once had a faint glimmer of hope for a silver lining in the wake of the Newtown school shooting.

For a while there, it looked like something was about to happen. Remember the frustration in Obama's voice when he gave that speech in the high school auditorium and spoke about how something needed to change in the American social landscape? It wasn't the loud, "this will no longer be tolerated" frustration that comes with feigned outrage, more the "parent meets arresting officer" kind. The one where you're so crushed with disappointment you can't even process what the hell just happened.

For me, that was a genuine moment -- it was exactly the way I felt. It was the way we all felt. How else are you supposed to react to the news that a regular looking dude, in a regular American suburb, went into a regular American public school and killed 20 regular American children, in cold blood, two weeks before Christmas? For a brief moment, nobody was "pissed off and not going to take it anymore;" nobody had all the answers; nobody was distractd by the best MNF game of the entire season -- we were sitting in our living room, stunned and disappointed at how something like this could happen in a society where it had no reason to happen.

Yet oddly enough, there was a cautious optimism that snuggled its way into my cozy living room on that cold December night. For some reason, I genuinely believed in the wake of unspeakable tragedy, we as a people were perhaps ready to put away our petty grievances and finally have a reasonable discussion about contentious yet pressing issues like mental health and firearms legislation. I smiled -- as I witnessed the '49ers thwart a Tom Brady comeback to beat the Patriots, it seemed everything was right with the world. I went to bed that night with a warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach.

Maybe things were finally going to change.

Well, it's been a month. Where are we now? Let's see... my living room is freezing, the Patriots are favoured to win the AFC Championship, and the international Sandy Hook discussion has devolved into a gun control debate between Midwestern PTA moms who will never see a gun in real life (yet think they're somehow qualified to legislate gun specs based on how scary they sound), and crazed rednecks whose superiority complexes are so uncontrollable they've deluded themselves into believing guns weren't designed for the sole purpose of killing things.

One thing hasn't changed, however; there's still cause to be heartbreaking-ly disappointed in our society. That's where I'm at right now; I'm President Obama giving that speech in the high school auditorium. I'm your mom after you come home in handcuffs, covered in puke. I'm your super-sweet girlfriend who will have another shitty Valentine's day because you put your rent money on black again. I feel let down. I have so many questions I don't even know where to begin:

Like, "how do we continue to ignore the overwhelming absence of support for people with mental health issues and their families?"

Or, "is it not clear to everyone that people like Adam Lanza aren't in the right frame of mind to be wandering around the streets like the rest of us without some sort of professional help?"

I could go on for hours:

Does it ever occur to anyone that violent video games and a lack of spankings haven't turned the vast, VAST majority of our generation into school shooters, and instead maybe, just maaaaaybe, there's something wrong with these people's brains that makes them do fucked up shit?

Does it not make more sense to deal with somebody who displays violent tendencies before they commit a crime instead of throwing them in prison after the damage has been done?

Do people actually think these violent criminals are "losers who snap one day" and there were no signs to suggest the capability of deranged, violent behaviour?

Doesn't it seem a little ironic that school boards are spending so much money on security, when the vast majority of people affected by gun violence are introduced to it not by catastrophic acts of violence, but through a lack of education and subsequent poverty?


How can the NRA continually act in the most cruel, ignorant, insensitive manner at the least appropriate times and still have a growing member base?

How can CNN continually give the NRA and other groups like them a platform to spew their deranged, tin-foil hat theories in the wake of such gut wrenching tragedies?


Does it never occur to anyone that assault rifles and handguns aren't the only way to kill people?

Does it never occur to anyone that assault rifles and handguns are designed specifically for killing people and therefore it might be a good idea to have a licensing system/background check/holding period to screen people before they buy one off the shelf at their friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart?

Like shit, I don't even know. I don't have any answers, and since nobody seems to be interested in having a civil discussion about this whole incident, I don't think I ever will. The only thing we've learned from Sandy Hook P.S. is that we're not in any position to have a mature discussion about anything, any time soon. Oddly enough, I'm fine with that -- if a mentally unstable man killing two dozen women and children in a Connecticut public school doesn't get us to engage each other in a civil, respectful manner, I have no fucking desire to find out what will.

So, I'm done. I'm not angry anymore; I understand how this works, Society. We're different people -- you're not going to change and that's fine. I'm not going punch holes in the drywall, I'm not going to throw your shit on the lawn, and I'm not going to call dudes you hang out with and leave angry voice-mails at three in the morning. I'm taking my stuff and I'm gonna go chill at my parents place for a couple of weeks. Don't call me, I'll talk to you when I'm ready. Good bye.

Friday, 11 January 2013

TILT: Early Graves- Red Horse (1/11/13)

More Metal. \m/



Artist: Early Graves
Album: Red Horse
Label: No Sleep (2012)
Key Jam: "Quietus"

Sounds Like: Entombed worship, basically. Red Horse is a textbook example of fast, riff-y metal that straddles the hardcore border a fair bit, complete with tons of d-beat and a vocalist who sounds like Jacob Bannon. It's also fairly straightforward, forgoing any of that Kurt Ballou produced thrashing for riffs, riffs, and more riffs (read: no blast beats). There are also guitar solos.

Pros: Lots and lots of sweet riffs, solid musicianship, songs are all well written.
Cons: Production is pretty bad, relies too heavily on its influences.

The Verdict: Not AOTY material, but I can fuck with it.

If I was going to listen to anyone play an album of Entombed covers, it would be Early Graves. As far as musicianship and songwriting go, these guys have got it down pat; there are no awkward transitions or uninspired moments, and the musicianship (especially the guitar playing) is above average in skill to say the least, so I guess I can't really complain about Red Horse. Unfortunately, however, I can't really give it a ringing endorsement either, because the only thing that stuck out from my listening experience (aside from the end of Quietus) is how many times I thought "holy shit, it sounds like I'm listening to that Converge cover of 'Wolverine Blues' through a tin can." Yeah, the production on this bad boy is nothing to write home about, unless the subject line of your leader reads: "list of good albums tarnished by piss-poor production." Still, this just a first(ish) impression, and I'll hopefully grow to appreciate Red Horse more with time. I also hope the band puts out an album of stuff that's more in the experimental direction they take at the end of "Quietus" in the future, because that shit is sick.

Thursday, 10 January 2013

Today I Listened To: No Zodiac- Population Control (1/10/13)

I'm gonna start doing something new to get content up on this bad boy. Since I already spend at least 45 minutes a day listening to music, I figured I might as well take an extra 15 to write about what I've heard. Today I'm going to write about an album called Population Control by Chicago beatdown band No Zodiac.



Artist: No Zodiac
Album: Population Control (2013)
Label: ???
Key Jam: "Nonexistent"

Sounds Like: If I'd never heard of deathcore before, this is what I'd imagine it sounding like. Picture Despised Icon with less shredding and more focus on dat heavy shit. No Zodiac is a hardcore band through and through, but you can tell by the drumming/vocals that these dudes spent a lot of time listening to shit like Morbid Angel as well. If I had to sum the record up in one word it would be "unrelenting."

Pros: Heavy as fuck, mixes hardcore and death metal tastefully.
Cons: Songs tend to devolve into "riff soup", not a lot of variance in terms of structure or dynamics.

The Verdict: Meh.

I can see what these guys are trying to do, and I commend them for doing it, but this isn't really my thing. If you wear mesh shorts and flat-brim hats, or if you're a deathcore kid who's getting tired of open note chugging and all your fave bands jumping ship to the land of radio rock, I'd suggest checking this out as you'll likely vibe to it. For me, however, the songs are a bit lacking in dynamic/structural variance to really get behind. I can only listen to that slow-moving beatdown riff so many times before I lose interest. Also the production is a bit sketchy, which doesn't really hurt the record, but it doesn't help either. If you're not huge on this kind of music but still feel like punching holes in your bedroom wall, I'd suggest listening to Xibalba instead; it's a bit more palatable for squares like us.

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

End of a Year Volume 2: Albums (10-1)

Such Gold
2012 was a great year for music. Old bands proved they've still got it; new bands made excellent first impressions, and a couple bands released records that will shape the future of music to come. I'm sure this is the first year any of that has ever happened, right? 

This is the second part of my top 20 albums of 2012. Part one can be found here. Let's get this shit rollin'

10. Such Gold- Misadventures (Razor & Tie)

So, is it cool to call Such Gold a pop-punk band, or what? Ever since the wave of assclownery that swept in with the "Defend Pop-Punk movement" misappropriated any band who may have once owned a Lifetime CD into their ranks, (good) bands are exercising a bit more caution before openly embracing their pop tendencies. So it's with the utmost respect that I label Misadventures a pop-punk record -- not (entirely) because of lazy classification, but because it neatly ties together a decade and a half worth of the genre's highlights. 

Musically, the album is a perfect blend of Through Being Cool and Today's Empires..., mixed with hardcore's chunky rhythms and a fair bit of modern emo noodling for something that -- while entirely familiar -- never sounds recycled. So as "tr00 pop-punk" ironically begins its tailspin into a metalcore-esque pit of self reference, Such Gold stand out by offering us something that really, truly has roots. It also doesn't hurt that Ben Kotin's lyrics are on point to an almost painful degree, as he carefully disassembles our narcissistic, persona-driven generation with honesty as his only weapon.


9. Every Time I Die- Ex Lives (Epitaph)

Leading up to the release of Ex Lives, Every Time I Die were touting the album as their best to date. I wasn't surprised by that statement; every band in the entire world thinks their newest shit is their best, especially when they've just recorded it. What I was surprised by, however, is the fact that ETID were actually right-- Ex Lives makes a pretty compelling case for the best album in the band's storied catalog. Compare and contrast: Gutter Phenomenon has some really sketchy moments, The Big Dirty gets boring after a while, and Hot Damn! hasn't aged all that gracefully. Ex Lives is, in my opinion, the most complete thing ETID's ever done. 

Fueled by a(n apparently) much needed personnel change, the band dropped their twangy party-boy gimmickry for Ex Lives, in favour of a much more sober, straightforward approach and experimental songwriting. If that sounds boring to you, don't worry; despite singing the remorse of a life wasted in bars, the band hasn't sounded this energized on record since they were signed to Ferret. If that still sounds boring, kill yourself. Ex Lives is all the proof you need that sometimes, things do get better with age.


White Lung
8. White Lung- Sorry (Deranged)

I can't say from personal experience, but I'd imagine getting your ass kicked by a girl would be a little reminiscent of listening to Sorry. Nowhere on White Lung's sophomore effort does the band try to one-punch you and take you down with overt physicality; instead, you're left with a 19 minute endurance match that slowly but surely pummels you into the ground. Kenneth William's frenetic guitar playing creates the freak-out like sense of urgency while Anne-Marie Vassiliou's relentless kick-snare combos punch you in the chest until you can't  breathe; all the while vocalist Mish Way is up in your face; taunting you, chiding you, begging you to hit back.

The thing is, you can't -- not because you won't -- but because Sorry doesn't leave you any room to retaliate. Opener "Take the Mirror" gives you about eight seconds of nervous energy before blowing up in your face, and from there it's pretty much a race to the finish -- a race you won't win. There's no room for navel gazing. Even if you try your best to admire William's brilliant guitar work or wander around in Way's pop-friendly melodies, you won't stray a foot before the rhythm section firmly reminds you of the task at hand -- moving straight ahead as fast as possible. My advice for listening to this album: hold tight, breathe deep, and try your best to enjoy the ride.

Listen to "Glue"

7. Hot Water Music- Exister (Rise)

In the eight years between The New What Next and Exister, a countless number of bands have tried to emulate Hot Water Music's signature style of "really pissed off dad punk". The results have been varied -- a lot of those bands have been pretty forgettable; a few of them have been pretty good; yet as hard as they tried, not a single one of those bands could fill the chasm in our flannel-clad hearts. The reason why -- as this album so confidently reminds us -- is that none of those bands were Hot Water Music.

The biggest thing (aside from Jason Black) that separates HWM from their imitators is quite simple -- Hot Water Music have never tried to sound like Hot Water Music. For Exister the band could have simply phoned in 12 "Trusty Chords" knock-offs, slapped a Sinc. piece on the cover, and hit the road to a packed house every night. But what's most endearing about this album is that it doesn't try to sound like HWM circa 2004 -- opting instead to sound like HWM circa 2012. Sure, these songs sound more like they belong in a Wrangler's commercial than a Punk-O-Rama comp, but if you've been keeping tabs on the band's extracurricular activities (let's face it, you probably have), Exister makes perfect sense. That acute sense of self awareness, mixed with an outright indifference to any external expectations -- not just on this record, but throughout their entire career -- has cemented Hot Water Music's place as the best punk rock band of the last 20 years.

Listen to "Paid in Full"

The Menzingers
6. Title Fight- Floral Green (SideOneDummy)

In three short years, Title Fight have transformed from a gang of fresh-faced, unassuming high school kids with a lot of unpolished potential into arguably the biggest band in contemporary hardcore. But if the band's almost-meteoric rise to prominence has worn them down in any way, you wouldn't be able to tell by listening to Floral Green. The album is bolder, more confident, and  more focused than anything they've released to date, and while it may not be as important to me personally as Shed was, there's no denying that objectively, Floral Green is a better record. 

While it may be more reminiscent of Slowdive than of Saves the Day, it's not entirely fair to call Floral Green a "departure record." Every strength Title Fight displayed on Shed has simply been cultivated further; the songs are more structured, the melodies are catchier, and the warm blankets of noise are used far more effectively. These songs are, for lack of a better term, a lot more patient than anything the band's done previously. Whereas Title Fight once seemed content with banging out two minute-long blasts of straightforward pop-punk energy, Floral Green finds the band a lot more confident and willing to explore both their songs and their ability as musicians. The result isn't as immediately gratifying, but it's certainly a lot more interesting. This album has proven why Title Fight receive accolades from both 16 year-old girls and the dudes who made the records they grew up on -- because they bloody well deserve it.


5. The Menzingers- On The Impossible Past (Epitaph)

Like their friends and former tour-mates in Title Fight, the Menzingers come from an area of Pennsylvania that has been particularly promising for punk music over the past couple years. Geographical proximity to both Philly and New York, along with a passionate local scene and a lack of anything else productive to do have turned the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton area into a hotbed of new music. Many of the bands in that area are quick to champion their scene, but On the Impossible Past takes it one step further, drawing much of it's lyrical content from time spent growing up there.

Fortunately for those of us who grew up elsewhere, Scranton, PA might as well be Santa Clara, CA or Scarborough, ON, or any other middle class suburb where kids don't have much to do except go to school and get in trouble. Greg Barnett and Tom May are both excellent story-tellers, spinning seemingly mundane moments of their youth into rallying points for beer soaked sing-alongs, simply by pouring themselves into every moment of the album. Many people enjoy music because it brings back the memories they associate with it; what I think made OTIP resonate with so many people was it's uncanny ability to induce nostalgia without any context. There are countless moments on this album -- from car crashes to summer flings to drunken debauchery -- where I feel as if the Menzingers are telling my life story, not theirs. I could chalk that up to coincidence, but OTIP's reception from the punk community makes a much stronger case for good songwriting.

Listen to "Nice Things"

Whirr
4. Whirr- Pipe Dreams (Tee Pee)

Since I don't feel like a complete authority on shoegaze or dream-pop or whatever the hell you people call this music, I've been a bit hesitant to write a comprehensive endorsement of Pipe Dreams. I mean, there's no way I'm gonna be able to geek out on this review, because most of what the album (supposedly) draws from doesn't interest me much at all. In retropsect, that's probably all the endorsement this album needs; Pipe Dreams doesn't rely on history or context to impress you, it's just good -- really good -- on it's own merits.

If listening to music in 2012 was a meal, Pipe Dreams can be considered a really tasty dessert. It's distinctly flavourful and rich in texture, yet always light on the pallette and never overbearing. It's melodies are sweet, but not annoyingly so. It's the perfect album to jam if you're on the bus home after blowing your eardrums out at a show, or passing out on a strange couch after a long night of substance induced revelry. It's somber, even dark at some points, but still somehow relaxing and uplifting. After a night of partying, lie down in a dark room and listen to "Wait" on your headphones. If you don't have goosebumps by the end of the song, there's a good chance you don't have a soul either.

Listen to "Junebouvier"

3. Teenage Bottlerocket- Freak Out! (Fat Wreck Chords)

It seems a bit odd that a band who writes songs about Top Gun and masochism would inspire a profound personal revalation in anyone, but that's exactly what happened when I went to see Teenage Bottlerocket this summer. Somewhere between watching a drunk girl lose her mind over Masked Intruder and jumping along with a room full of people while a dude in a grim reaper costume stood on stage with a sign that said "pogo party" during "Bottlerocket(?)", something occured to me; music doesn't necessarily have to be "serious" in order to be taken seriously. Exhibit A: TBR's latest release, Freak Out!

Reading reviews of Freak Out! when it dropped kind of bummed me out. A lot of people half wrote the album off by calling it "the record we all expected TBR to put out." While that's not entirely untrue (it's certainly not a departure by any stretch of the imagination), it doesn't really give this album the props it deserves either. Teenage Bottlerocket aren't concerned with being anyone but Teenage Bottlerocket, but that's because they're focused on being the best they possibly can be. Freak Out! is a definite new high for the band; the melodies are catchy as hell, the song structures are insanely well thought out, and the lyrics have never been funnier or more relatable. You can try and write TBR off as a one trick pony or a novelty act, but you'd be missing the point entirely. Sometimes you need to quit moping around at hardcore shows so you can pogo party with drunk weirdos and cute girls -- and nobody pogo parties harder than Teenage Bottlerocket.

Listen to "Headbanger"

Xerxes
2. Violent Bullshit- Adult Problems (Violent Responsibility)

[Taken from my Punknews.org review]

At first glance, Adult Problems appears to be nothing more than old-school dudes playing older school hardcore for the hell of it; but upon closer inspection the album reveals itself to be a rather well thought-out artistic statement. Although its foundation rests upon a blend of Born Against style riffing, Bad Brains-esque stop and go rhythms, and all the noisy thrashing you'd expect from ex-members of Ebullition bands, the album maintains an infectious sense of melody and a youthful exuberance not usually associated with dudes in their mid-to-late 30's. But perhaps what's most impressive about the album is just how cleverly constructed the aforementioned foundation is. While most "____-revival" bands come up short by limiting themselves to one frame of reference, VBS have succeeded in weaving a tapestry of creative influence into something undeniably fresh but easily traced back to it's roots [...]

What I find most endearing (and given the album's title/lyrical themes, most fitting) about Adult Problems is how invigorating scope and songwriting experience can be when injected into a genre that forgets most of it's heroes by the time they've turned 26. I'm not saying this is the best hardcore record ever, but you'd be hard-pressed to find something in today's scene that manages to be this on-point while still "staying true to its roots" so to speak [...]

TL;DR: the fact that the dudes in VBS have been listening to this kind of music since I was still in diapers probably has something to do with their ability to execute it so undeniably well. With that in mind, maybe it's time us "hardcore kids" recognize the adults could be onto something.

Listen to "Getaway"

1. Xerxes- Our Home is a Deathbed (No Sleep)

Every year I find one album that hits so close to home, I don't even really know how to describe it. I mean, I could throw adjectives at Our Home is a Deathbed all day; the musical arrangements are orchestral, the dynamic changes are explosive, Calvin Philley's vocals are throat-shredding, Evan Peak's drumming is pulvarizing -- you get the point. Thing is, no group of adjectives I can string together will do my relationship with this album any justice. Deathbed is simply flawless; from the eerie ocean harp-fueled build-up on "Wake" to the catharthic ringing chords of the title track/closer, there isn't a second of this album I don't absolutely love.

To be honest, I have no idea why this album didn't receive the attention it deserved in 2012. These guys take Touche Amore's musical concept and actually back it up with good musicianship and fresh ideas. The band is more challenging/dynamically interesting than the vast majority of their contemporaries, which you can probably credit to the fact that these guys met at a performing arts high school. I'm pretty sure Will Allard is some sort of musical protege who just happened upon hardcore and made it his personal mission to write the best music the genre's ever seen. This band is still very young, but if Deathbed is any indication of what's to come, he (and his band) might do just that.

Listen to "Funeral Home"

Honorable Mentions:

Gaza- No Absolutes in Human Suffering
Japandroids- Celebration Rock
Ghostlimb- Confluence
Tragedy- Darker Days Ahead
Apollo Brown & Guilty Simpson- Dice Game
Cattle Decapitation- Monolith of Inhumanity
Joie De Vivre- We're All Better Than This

Shit I Didn't Get to Jam Enough:

Cloud Nothings- Attack on Memory (may have been AOTY had I not heard it for the first time last week.)
We Were Skeletons- Blame and Aging
Pig Destroyer- Book Burner
Dikembe- Broad Shoulders
Mutilation Rites- Empyrean
Kendrick Lamar- Good Kid, m.A.A.d City
Xiabalba- Hasta La Muerte
Gifts From Enola- A Healthy Fear
Bison B.C.- Lovelessness
Masked Intruder- S/T
Forgetters- S/T
P.O.S.- We Don't Even Live Here
Strife- Witness to a Rebirth
Birds in Row- You, Me & the Violence

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

End of a Year 2012 Volume 1: Albums (20-11)

Burning Love
Yeah, it's been a while eh? Ooops. Anywho, here's the first half of my top 20 full length albums of the year for ya. Yeah, I know, 20! It was a good year, to say the very least. Here goes:


20. Burning Love- Rotten Thing to Say (Southern Lord)

To be honest, I kind of wrote these dudes off as "not enuff liek Cursed, bruh" until I saw them at Fest and they blew me away. Now I kinda wish I'd had a bit longer to listen to this album, because damn, is it ever good. Take Coliseum style grime-punk, throw in a shitload of wicked two-step riffs, envelop it all in Chris Colohan's signature malaise, and you have yourself the 20th best album of 2012.

Listen to "Karla"

19. Trash Talk- 119 (Odd Future)

In a world where pop-punk bands publish coffee table books and skramzbros lurk in every basement, Trash Talk are a necessary evil. The band's darkest, weirdest release to date, 119 doesn't instantly gratify you like Awake or Eyes & Nines might have, opting to take you on a trip down the rabbit hole in your own back yard instead. If there's a more painfully apt lyric to describe North America in 2012 then "ashamed to ask for what you're being denied/ but everybody's gotta eat" I've yet to hear it.


18. No Trigger- Tycoon (No Sleep)

This album has everything the punx could want in a summer soundtrack; larger than life guitars, circle-pittastic drumming, and choruses that practically beg you to dive off some sort of raised platform onto the heads of unsuspecting drunks. Hell, I can practically smell the PBR on singer Tom Rheault's voice as he belts his warrior poet lyrics in the most perfect "happy punk dude" voice imaginable. I'll be eagerly awaiting to see what No Trigger has in store for us down the road, even if it takes another six years.


17. Joyce Manor- Of All Things I Will Soon Grow Tired (Asian Man)

For the longest time I didn't know what to think of this album. I mean, the band's self-titled debut left them with some pretty big shoes to fill, and in comparison Of All Things felt extremely underwhelming when I first heard it. But after the initial shock settled, I discovered this album as a gem in it's own right. Is it as cohesive and hard-hitting as Joyce Manor? Nah, but it's certainly quirkier and more adventurous. Consider Of All Things the Pinkerton to JM's Blue Album.


Waxahatchee

16. Make Do and Mend- Everything You Ever Loved (Rise)

Have you ever thought to yourself "hey, what would happen if I wrote a record that sounded like Jimmy Eat World jamming Hot Water Music covers?" Well kids, a mere decade after somebody should have tried combining Caution with Futures, Make Do and Mend have finally stepped up to the plate and made the emo record 2003 forgot. A bit of inconsistency keeps Everything You Ever Loved as high on the list as it is, but god damn-- when this record is on point it's good enough to leave you breathless.

Listen to "St. Anne"

15. Converge- All We Love We Leave Behind (Epitaph)

Is Converge even physically capable of making a bad record? I mean, shit-- just listen to this album. Jacob Bannon can't even really scream anymore; Kurt Ballou sounds like he's making riffs up on the spot; songs like "Coral Blue" sound like the band experimenting just for the sake of it; and yet nobody in their right mind would argue All We Love sounds even remotely phoned-in. The most awe-inspiring thing about Converge is that they make brilliance sound easy and chaos sound obvious -- this album is no exception. If the band hadn't already cemented their place as the most revered metal/hardcore act of all time, All We Love should do it.

Listen to "Trespasses"

14. Waxahatchee- American Weekend (Don Giovanni)

If I told you that Katie Crutchfield went all Justin Vernon and disappeared to a cabin in the woods to write/record American Weekend, would you believe me? It certainly sounds feasible; what with the amateurish recording sound, stripped-bare arrangements, and songs about love, regret and self reflection. Unfortunately, this record was not the product of some self-imposed isolation in the woods; instead Crutchfield harnessed the much more palpable isolation of being a young woman in an unforgiving world for her inspiration. There's no made-for-TV melodrama, no fancy recording trickery, and most importantly, no pretense whatsoever. It's just a girl, her guitar, and a goosebump-inducing sense of honesty.

Listen to "Be Good"

The Men

13. Loma Prieta- I.V. (Deathwish)

I.V. is an absolute mindfuck. By all accounts, this record shouldn't sound good -- the tunings hardly make sense, the tempos and time signatures change without warning, the lyrics are unabashedly blunt, and the guitars sound like they're made out of sheet metal. But somehow this album doesn't just sound good; it has a pervasive ethereal quality throughout it. It's as if Loma have written themselves into a paradox where the closer they come to absolutely destroying a song, the more everything makes sense. After years of toiling in the Bay Area scene, Loma Prieta seems to have a breakout hit in I.V.; and deservedly so -- not since Jane Doe have I heard a band turn such an ugly approach into such beautiful music.

Listen to "Trilogy VI 'Forgetting'"

12. The Men- Open Your Heart (Sacred Bones)

Upon first listen, Open Your Heart doesn't seem that special, perhaps just a densely layered Our Band Could be Your Life-core nostalgia trip. But as each listen peels another layer back, you'll find out just how clever this record really is. A hint of psychedelia here, a country melody there, some surf-rock riffing thrown in for good measure -- this album is a melting pot of American music culture filtered through a punk lens and held together in a warm blanket of distortion. Perhaps what's most impressive about Open Your Heart is that while the bands it draws direct influence from have been the victims of intellectual copypasta for the last 30 years, nobody out there sounds or has sounded quite like The Men.

Listen to "Animal"

11. Worn in Red- Banshees (No Idea)

While The Men may have taken 2012 to prove just how great punk rock can be when you spice up the formula, Worn in Red deserve equal props for reminding us that if it ain't broke, you don't always need to fix it. This is musical comfort food -- Chicken Soup for the Fester's Soul, if you will. Sure, the guitars sound like Bridge and Tunnel; sure the rhythm section is a little reminiscent of Forever and Counting era Hot Water Music; sure, the two singers sound like they smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey for a vocal warm-up. But here's the thing: I love all that shit, especially when it's done this well. And when you throw a healthy dose of No Sleep-esque nu-hardcore in the mix, well shit -- I guess you'd have the 11th best album of 2012, wouldn't you?

Listen to "The Road"

~~~
So that's the first half of my list. Hopefully I'll have the second half done in a couple days and we can party naked or something. PCE!

Monday, 20 August 2012

Watershed Hour Interview


Despite our ever-increasing ability as listeners to access various forms of music across the globe, sometimes we find gems hiding right in our backyard, or perhaps more fittingly in this case, right under our noses. I've known Laura Klinduch and Natalie Paproski-Rubianes since they were probably ten years old, but what I haven't known is for the better part of those ten years they've been writing and performing music in various incarnations of the band Watershed Hour. So imagine my surprise when I realized A) the band existed and B) that they were pretty damn good. 

I recently got a chance to catch up with the two of them after a benefit show for a girls' rock camp to chat about their transition from being a three-piece, their views on gender equality in music, and their inauspicious origins as a Linkin Park cover band. Enjoy.  

Introduce yourselves.

N: My name is Natalie; I sing and play bass.

L: I'm Laura; I keep Natalie in line, and I hit things.

N: ...and books shows, and does everything except sing and play bass.

I was trying to describe your music to my dad last night and I couldn't do it...

L: Good. I'm glad that you said that instead of attempted to, because...

N: We've heard some things

What kind of things have you heard?

N: Well because we're girls we get compared to girl bands all the time, and we sound nothing like them.

L: Paramore.

Paramore? You got Paramore?

N: We got Paramore (laughs).

L: We kicked Braiden out, and this guy who'd heard us with Braiden was suddenly like "they're Paramore," and in the latest Broken Arts 'zine they had, they compared us to Black Keys, Pack A.D. and Hollerado.

That's kind of odd, I can kind of hear the Black Keys, and I've never heard of Pack A.D. but...

L: Pack A.D., two chicks.

N: But to be fair, out of the three bands, I think Pack A.D. is what we sound most like.

L: Not Hollerado.

(laughter)

L: I actually tried to describe our sound the other day.

N: She's prepared.

L: I'd say my drumming is like the drummer from Toe, so if Toe had a baby with Hole and Death From Above 1979 was an affair. So you don't know who the baby's daddy is; it could be Hole, or it could be DFA.

That's a... pretty interesting baby...

N: We'd like to hope so.

What's influenced you guys to make the music you do?

N: Well, I really like the louder kind of stuff, and not really holding back and just yelling. I could sing classically, but I really feel like there's more emotion when you just go for it. Also lyrically, I used to try and make sure I was rhyming and that my lyrics were deep and meaningful; but after reading the Kurt Cobain journals where he says even if his lyrics were disjointed they still meant something. It doesn't have to mean something to the audience, it just has to mean something to you, because if you sing it like you mean it the audience will get it. That's vocally, in terms of bass, I kind of just rip it.

L: You can't rip a bass, you're supposed to slap it.

N: I can't, I tried.

L: For me, it's the drummer for Toe. They're a Japanese math-rock band. I actually steal a lot of stuff from them, but you wouldn't know it, because nobody cares about them. I'm just gonna say Toe. I love Toe.

What was that white thing you were playing on your kit? Rockin' the jug?

L: I am sponsored by Home Depot, I have a contract with them

N: (laughs) okay...

L: No I don't, it's just a Home Depot bucket.

Where'd you get the idea to rock the bucket?

L: Last year my school did a post-apocalyptic version of Macbeth, and they asked me to be the creative music director for the pit-band. The pit-band was basically a drum band that used trash-cans and it worked well, so I stole the bucket.

N: We have the added bonus of being able to carry our equipment in the bucket, so it's handy.

You guys have known each other for a long time. For the people that don't know, how did you meet and when did you decide to start making music together?

L: Linkin Park!

N: We met in grade four at Jack Miner [P.S. in Whitby, ON, Canada.] because we transferred over to a gifted school, and we started talking because we had a mutual love for Linkin Park.

L: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Treble Charger, and what else...

N: Seether?

L: No, I hated Seether. Uh, who did "Animal I Have Become.."

Oh...

L + N: Three Days Grace!!!!

The jams!

L: The grade four jams!

N: So we had a class talent show, and we decided to perform as a Linkin Park cover band, because Laura is a very great rapper, so she was like "I'll rap, and you sing" so it worked perfectly.

L: We did it again in grade five!

N: Then in like grade seven we decided to actually make a band. Laura could play drums, so I picked up the bass and pretended.

[To Natalie] You play guitar and bass on the EP right?

N: There is guitar. It is not done by me. We were a three piece, and we...

L: ... are now a two piece. We kicked him out.

So how do you co-ordinate all the parts live?

N: We don't really play the old songs anymore. I think there are two or three we can still play but that's it.

L: We kicked our guitarist out, then the day of, we had a show. So we played the show as is...

N: It was awful...

L: So a week later, we added a distortion pedal. Still kinda awful, so we started writing new songs and found a new amp, which helped things considerably.

I see. How'd you guys go about recording your EP?

N: Well... (laughs) did he contact you Laura?

L: Yeah, I got a random Facebook friend request, back in the day when I accepted everyone for the sake of it. So he adds me and goes "oh you're a musician? I'll record an EP for free" and I was like "Alright!"

N: ...then he adds me, and I'm talking to him about it, and I was like "I feel bad if it's for free, we can pay you for it" and he accepted. I didn't expect that to happen.

(laughter)

L: So we had to pay 50 bucks 'cause of Natalie.

N: So we went to this guy's house not knowing what to expect, and it was in this kind of sketchy area. He led us downstairs into this tiny room full of all his clothes and all the beer cans he ever drank.

L: Hoarder. He had like ten of the crappiest guitars I've ever seen and a drum set. He was like "this is where we're going to record!"

N: It smelt pretty bad too.

Really?

L: After a while you just get accustomed to it though. I felt bad for Natalie because when she would sing he'd ask "would you like a glass of water?" and I was like "wow, she's drinking it..."

N: It was kind of rough, but still I'm glad we did it, especially for the price we did it at. Now when we try and book shows we can at least show them something. We learned from it too, because we had a bit of a rough time. We're not very assertive, so we'd kind of mention we didn't like something and he'd just ignore it. Then we'd bitch about it in the car afterwards.

L: My biggest issue was I kept saying to him "this isn't loud enough" and he was like "drums can't go any louder" and the drums are so quiet. You can't hear the cowbell and... (sighs) I cry.

N: Also, we've changed so much that it doesn't really reflect our sound at all, like this was before I started yelling, and we still had a guitar player. I almost don't want to mention when we play shows that we have an EP, because people will come up and say they love it, but it sounds nothing like what we're doing right now.

L: I feel bad, like we're kind of ripping them off.

So how are you progressing musically then?

N: We're getting angrier, I'd say. The problem was when we had our guitarist, he wanted to play more classically instead of punkier stuff because he didn't see the appeal in playing three chords. For me that doesn't matter, my favourite band is Nirvana, so like...

Who cares how many chords are in the song?

N: Exactly! Every time we tried to make it angry, he wouldn't like it.

L: We'd write songs and he'd be like "they don't fit us." What does that mean? We wrote them...

N: As soon as we kicked him out, I wrote our angriest song. It's great, now we can play like that and that's how we're changing.

How has the transition been going from a three-piece to a two piece? I feel like there would be a significant change in songwriting dynamic.

L: We're finding it harder to be honest. I like to say that I'm married to my sister, that's how I like to describe it.

N: That's a really weird way to describe it... (laughs) It's true though. The good thing about having three people is that usually there were only two of us mad at each other, and the other one would be a third party who could kind of moderate it. Now when we get angry we don't talk and we just kind of stew in the back seat until after we perform. Usually when we're done performing, we kind of just look at each other and laugh. We start most of our shows angry at each other and finish most of them happy.

L: Today was bad. 

N: Not really, you were mad at your mom, not me.

L: Yeah, that's right. Man, I'm gonna hear it from my mom when I go back...

Uh-oh. Well since we're at an event benefitting a girls rock camp, and you're an all girl band, how important is it to you that girls get into making music at a young age?

N: As important as it is for guys to get in at a young age. I understand that girls may need the push, but...

L: Playing this show is a love/hate in that people come up to us after after and go "you guys are so good, especially for girls!" and that's kind of a slap in the face. We both don't really see gender at all, so it's kind of odd to draw a distinction. I was raised genderless, so my parents were like "you wanna play hockey? go for it! You wanna play drums? Okay."

Do you feel there's a stigma against female performers?

L: No.

Really?

L: Of course there is (laughs). Especially for me, because people are more used to female vocalists, and Natalie fits the part. She's usually dressed to the nines...

N: Not today, though, I'm hung over.

L: Then there's me wearing bright colours in the corner setting up drums. People come up and ask me "are you in the band?" and I'm like "oh no, I'm just setting this up."

N: I haven't come across it too badly... Yet.

L: There's just the odd dick.

So do you see ways we can combat sexism in music?

L: I'm gonna take the Morgan Freeman approach to Black History Month, where he sees that as segregation. Having an all girls' show is cool, but at the same time I really wanted to see a guy band up there to show men support inclusiveness as well. I hate to say it, but in some cases the less you talk about it, the less of an opportunity people have to draw lines.

N: Yeah, like I don't go into a gig thinking "oh my gosh, we're the only girl band, what are people gonna think?" I just see us as a band. Sometimes I go, "oh god, we're the only punk band or the only rock band" but that's about it.

L: My biggest worry is that sometimes there's only one tom instead of two. That's all I think about.

So what future plans do you have for your music?

L: We're going to Spain on vacation! Then returning on September 2nd, which is move in day for [Trent University, the school Laura and Natalie will be attending next year]. We've already booked our first gig in Peterborough, so we've got that. I think a lot of people are going to be confused because we'll be based out of Peterborough, but we're still planning on doing Toronto shows. We also recorded the new songs, and we're just waiting for this guy to finish mixing them, which is a pain in the butt. 

N: ...and writing new songs, I gotta get on that. That's pretty much it.

Hold on a sec, are those dudes tuning a harp?

N: Yeah, I think so.

Cool. Well, I'm done my questions, anything else you want to add?

N: Thanks for the interview!

L: Stay safe!

~ ~ ~

Do yourself a favour and check out/pick up Watershed Hour's debut EP, Bend Your Knees, on Bandcamp.